The End of the World As We Know It!

But I feel fine!

2012, it seems so... normal... Hard to believe John Cusack will survive and so many regular, good people will be blown away in just a few short months!  Oh well, it's been a good run.

If it doesn't snow soon, I'm going to - ummm - I'm not sure what I'm going to... Move to the east coast where they still know how to get a good snow on?  Go north, and freeze my ar$e for 10.5 months per year?  Stay put and sell the snowmobiles and 4x4s?  Dang!  Mild winters suck!  If we aren't getting a legit winter, we may as well be in South Dakota!  Hey, wait a minute, I think I heard there's a golf course open this weekend somewhere in South Dakota...

I'm not making any New Year's Resolutions, not that I normally do.  Resolutions are doomed to fail, and therefore they are for suckers.  Not me!  If I choose to be kinder to myself, it's only because it's taking longer as I get older to detoxify from overindulging during the holidays... abstaining from a few evils is probably only temporary, and I am okay with that.

That's it.  I'm going to continue preparing for the end of the world.  I hope I can take my new eReader with me, I love it very much!!